I know it’s tempting to skip these Terms of Service, but it’s important to establish what you can expect from me as you use my services, and what I expect from you.
By agreeing to these Terms, you represent and warrant to us: (i) that you are at least one and a half (1 ½) years of age; (ii) that you have not previously been suspended or removed from Roblox, and (iii) that your use of this website does not involve the production or manufacture of nuclear devices for malicious purposes, i.e weaponised for use in a conflict.
By submitting, posting, or publishing your content, suggestions, enhancement requests, recommendations, feedback, information, data, or comments (“Content”) to my website, you are granting me a perpetual, irrevocable, worldwide, non-exclusive, royalty-free right and license (with the right to sublicense) to use, incorporate, exploit, display, perform, reproduce and distribute your IP (Internet Protocol) address. You will retain ownership of your IP, however, any use of your IP by me may be without any compensation paid to you. By accessing this website, you represent and warrant that your IP, does not: (i) end in .69, as that is too cool for me; or (ii) make me cry and sob in my room at night.
I operate a network that automatically sets up 3 agents with sniper rifles that are immediately trained on you and cameras operated on drones around your house (or apartment) that monitor your online use and check to make sure you're not using Google Chrome to browse my website. By connecting to this domain, you automatically agree that at any time, these agents may: (i) fire a bullet; or (ii) fire a warning shot nearby to your surrounding to warn you to stop. If you have any concerns, you may mail a letter of complaint or question to me, personally, at:
My House Attn: Legal Department 69 Steve Jobs St, Busan, NK 46595.
When writing a letter to me, please keep in mind I'm just a little furry, and that your words harm me and I will order my agents to fire if you dare oppose my opinions. I, personally, believe that, while your own opinions are cool, I'm just so fragile that one wrong word would invoke depression in me.I may at my sole discretion suspend or terminate your access to cyrix.gay at any time, with or without notice for any reason or no reason at all. I also reserve the right to write mean blog posts about how angry I am at the world for invoking Microsoft Windows into reality. I have no liability for any accidents caused by browsing my websites, whether you may accidentally die of awe because of my epic fursona.
The visual interfaces, graphics, design, compilation, information, data, computer code (including source code or object code), products, software, services, and all other elements of my website are protected by my Master Sword. All Materials contained in my website are the property of me or something, I think, or Calamity Ganon. I have done the Final Trial of the Master Sword. Don't even oppose me.
If you have any questions about these terms of services, or you would like me to call off the agents, please write a letter and then hompf on it (eat it), like the Weird Al Yankovic parody of Micheal Jackson's "Beat It". Why? I don't know. I'm hungry so I assume you're hungry. Also, none of this really matters. I don't know what your IP is nor do I really care because you can't do anything with it. Please do not browse this website on Linux. It makes me indirectly sick because I get a big, red flashing alert if the user agent is detected to be L*nux.